Vamp softskin Giorgio

This review appeared in some form on SheVibe, under the name Discerning Sybarite.

I’d had the softskin Giorgio for awhile, and only used it for sucking. It’s an impressive (read: intimidating) size, at eight by two (two?!) inches. It’s fun just to have and behold the splendor of its thickness. And it’s really beautiful. Mine is a silvery blue, like a Chagall stained glass window or Dr. Manhattan's infamous cock. It has a nice sloping curve. I like the realistic look of Giorgio: a lip around the head and a groove suggesting the urethral opening. It also has a good base, making it anal safe and harness compatible. There’s a reservoir at the bottom for a vibrating bullet, if you have one (which I don’t). Giorgio is made of non-porous platinum-cured silicone, which means it will not harbor bacteria; it’s easy to sanitize and transmits vibrations well. But you can’t use a silicone lube without first covering the toy with a condom.

Vamp is like the micro-brewery of dildo factories. They’re based in Chicago and from what I understand it’s a tiny operation, run by sex educators and artists. And there is an art to their dildos. I have a few and the colors are all beautifully marbled. Vamp has a really excellent-looking design for harness dildos, that stand like an erect penis. And the names! All the dildos are named after fashion designers, philosophers, and queer icons. The only one they’re missing is Judy. I really want there to be a Judy dildo, and it should only come in ruby sparkles. Anyway, back to Giorgio (after Armani).

Giorgio’s a sexy fatty. But I couldn’t have it just hanging out, only occasionally used for sloppy blowjobs. After weeks of mental build-up, I finally got around to trying Giorgio out. First I used a plug, then a vibrator, and finally a slightly smaller dildo before I could take it, and then I coated Giorgio with a thick oil-based lube. It has such a big head, inserting it was a challenge, but once you do it’s incredible. It was like losing my virginity all over again, except I was lucid.

I was only able to get Giorgio halfway in, but I was proud to fit that much in. I can’t imagine ever wanting to try a toy this large in Vamp’s firmer silicone--I think you need to have a little give to fit it in. This dildo made me understand why people crave bigger and bigger toys. It’s a hunk-a-hunk for size queens and the size-curious.